"At least you should try to live your life well." After being dumped by the girlfriend I loved. Just before ending my life, I donated all my remaining money to a struggling virtual streamer who, like me, was about to give up on everything. And the next day, I threw myself into the river. However, about a year later— When I regained consciousness from a comatose state, only after failing even at dying did I realize something had changed. "You're SubwayOldGuyToothStealer, right?!" Ah. If I had known this would happen, I should have put more effort into choosing my username. (The main illustration was created by artist RUFE. It's a commissioned commercial cover, and I hold the copyright.)